I got whipped by a chicken shirt

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Because sometimes the chicken wins.

This shirt is for anyone who has learned the hard way that chickens are small, quick, seemingly unpredictable—and remarkably good at reminding us that we may not be quite as clever as we thought.

Whether you’re training animals, working around the farm, heading to the barn, or just want to proudly display your chicken-related battle scars, this shirt tells the story without you having to explain a thing.

If you’ve spent enough time training chickens, you already know: you can have a great training plan, good mechanics, and years of experience…and still get humbled by a three-pound bird.

Because sometimes the chicken wins.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Boxy, relaxed fit
• Mid-length cut
• Set-in sleeves
• Double-needle topstitched neckband
• Side-seamed construction
• Soft garment-dyed finish with subtle color variation

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Because sometimes the chicken wins.

This shirt is for anyone who has learned the hard way that chickens are small, quick, seemingly unpredictable—and remarkably good at reminding us that we may not be quite as clever as we thought.

Whether you’re training animals, working around the farm, heading to the barn, or just want to proudly display your chicken-related battle scars, this shirt tells the story without you having to explain a thing.

If you’ve spent enough time training chickens, you already know: you can have a great training plan, good mechanics, and years of experience…and still get humbled by a three-pound bird.

Because sometimes the chicken wins.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Boxy, relaxed fit
• Mid-length cut
• Set-in sleeves
• Double-needle topstitched neckband
• Side-seamed construction
• Soft garment-dyed finish with subtle color variation